Subliminal Message
 
BUY MY BOOK!

     

(You never saw this)
   
If you're reading this and have gotten this far, then Something Bad has happened.
To get to the main page, click the book.  That should sort you out.
And if you've been reloading this page in an effort to read this entire paragraph
to see if it said anything relevant or funny, then you've pretty much wasted
your time, haven't you?  Sorry about that, but have no control over your curiosity.