Postcards From Across
the Pond:
It's England, right?
How much different can it be. This question is answered in 38
humorous essays chronicling a life where tasks as simple as mailing a
letter, buying shoelaces or even opening a door have suddenly become
mysterious and puzzling.
STATUS: Looking for an agent or publisher.
The Brighton Virgins:
Alexis Marsh just wants to
be left alone. Recently widowed, she is moving from London to a
quiet Sussex town in search of peace, but the Home Office wants to
deport her and the sixteen year old daughter of her late husband's boss
has gone missing. Coerced into searching for the girl, Alex finds
herself sinking into a world of religious extremism, where an
unexpected by-product of fundamentalism becomes a horrific commodity.
STATUS: Currently represented by an actual Agent who is
sending it to real Publishers.
Memorial Day:
Memories of life and death in
rural upstate NY, conceived and written long before memoirs became
such a publishing cliché.
STATUS: Nearly complete; waiting until I'm famous enough
to make it worth my while to finish it.
