Gretna Green, erstwhile haven for under-
aged brides, latter-day tourist Mecca.

Yes, of course all Scots dress like this.

"That'll be three quid, please."

The House of Bruar, with everyone
inside shopping . . .

. . . while they could be outside
enjoying the view.

Meanwhile, in Lockerbie, you can't buy
tickets for the 'Death Jet Tour'
anywhere.  I looked.