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12,746
Postcards From Across the Pond Devotees
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Gordon
Brown - Prime
Minister of the United Kingdom
"To
help us through these difficult economic times, I am herby
appointing Mr. Harling Minister of Mirth; I think that
will definitely improve the mood of the country." |
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Vladimir
Putin - Judo
Master and leader of the Evil Empire
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Jesus
Christ - Son
of God
"He
causeth Me to laugh; perhaps I will not send him to hell." |
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Bill
Bryson - Writer
"I
know when I've met my match - Michael's book is way
funnier than anything I have ever written." |
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Barrack
Obama - President
of the United States
"Being
Leader of the Free World is an awesome responsibility, and
if it weren't for the laughs I get from reading 'Postcards
From Across the Pond' I don't know what I'd do." |
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Jack
Sparrow - Pirate
"Harrr,
Matey! I read 'Postcards' every chance I get; so
should you, or I'll see you walk the plank." |
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Charles
Manson - False
prophet, murderer, Beatles fan
"I
recently started reading 'Postcards From Across the Pond'
and it has helped me see the error of my ways. If I
had my life to live over, I would use In a Gadda Da Vida
as my inspiration for mass murder. " |
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Margaret
Thatcher - Prime
Minister of the United Kingdom (Retired)
"Since
my retirement, I have been having trouble filling my
time. 'Postcards From Across the Pond' has given me
a new lease on life." |
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Michael
Myers - Sometimes
pretends to be Shreik
"I
wish I was as funny as Mr. Harling." |
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Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor
- Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
"Sorry
for inadvertently leaving you off of the 2009 honors list;
I will be certain to rectify that next year, Sir Harling." |
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Robert
Magabee - Despot
"After
a hard day of killing women and babies, nothing relaxes me
like a good dose of 'Postcards From Across the Pond'." |
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Kenny
McCormick - South
Park resident
"Mmm
mmffm mmm." |
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Jerry
Springer - Talk
Show Host
"This
guy is seriously funny. I need to have him on my
show." |
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Albert
Einstein - Really
Smart Guy
"While
I was alive, I derived much pleasure from traveling
forward in time to read 'Postcards From Across the
Pond.' You did find the plans for my time machine,
didn't you? I left them on the desk in my study." |
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Superman - Man
of Steel, Crime Fighter
"Fighting
crime is a serious business so, to relax, I turn to
Michael's hilarious adventures on 'Postcards From Across
the Pond'." |
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Dan
Brown - Writer,
Conspiracy Theorist
"If
I could write half as well as Mr. Harling, I might
actually make something of myself." |
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Punxsutawney
Phil - Ground
Hog, Weather Forecaster
"I
only work one day a year, the other 364 I spend reading
'Postcards From Across the Pond'." |
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Britney
Spears - Singer,
Occasional Mental Patient
"Michael's
'Postcards From Across the Pond' helped me get my life
back on track. Michael, I am so very, very grateful
to you and I want to show my appreciation. Why won't
you return my calls?" |
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